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smile. “I
see your form is incomplete. There are a few important questions
I will need answered before I can begin treatment. For example,
what causes your crying?”
“Why does that matter?” She uncrosses her legs and grips
the couch with both her hands at her side.
“Well,” the doctor scratches his perfectly shaven chin. “Contrary
to what many believe, not all crying can be cured. For example, tears
caused by physical pain, or loneliness are usually a breeze. I can
cure them in one session with the application of a few tear stopping
eye drops. But tears caused from a broken heart… boy, those
are a lost battle. I have patients that have been coming here for
years with their anguish and heartbreaks, and I keep telling them
there’s nothing I can do.
“Then why do you still see them? I don’t get it,” Veronica
asks. She can’t stand him already. She doesn’t even know what she
is doing in this lab of quick fixes. She feels like she’s participating
in some stupid infomercial. She should have known better than to follow the advice
of a Time Out article.
“Well, Veronica, the situation is not as simple as it seems. Some patients
beg, they think my patented solution will help them, and in turn, I hope that
if they believe in it so strongly, maybe a placebo effect will occur, and they
will self-heal. I should tell you that this rarely happens. But in any case,
we are here to talk about you today, not other patients. Tell me how often you
cry, and what are the reasons for your tears?
“I don’t. Cry, that is. That’s the reason I’m here. I’ve
never cried. That is to say I don’t remember myself crying. My mother tells
me that I used to cry as a child. But somewhere in my past I stopped. I don’t
remember what it feels like. I’ve interviewed everyone I know about it.
I’ve read every book I could find on the subject. I’ve heard so many
accounts and read so much theory, that I think I now understand crying intellectually.
I just can’t do it myself. I’ve tried chopping onions, hurting myself,
thinking about awful tragedies like rape or the holocaust. It’s useless.
I fantasize about experiencing the release that people tell |
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